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American Movie
Mark Borchardt, Tom Schimmels

Sony Pictures, 2000

The Greatest Movie... EVER!?!?

+ Napoleon makes a horror? DYNAMITE!!!!
+ You Can't Look Away
+ A Man Who Knows Who He Is
+ American Movie
  
  











  



  
Puppet Master 3:Toulons Revenge
Guy Rolfe

Paramount Home Video, 1992

Probably the best 'Puppet Master' of them all!

+ Herr Toulon Rules!!!
+ BEST OF THE SERIES
+ Great film, should have stopped here.
+ PUPPETMASTER 3 TOULAN'S REVENGE
  
  











  



  
Slumber Party Massacre 2

A cheap, but novelty, slasher

This film may be enjoyable to some, but hard to sit through for others. The acting is terrible, the characterization is non-existent, and the product placement is very obvious. The girls aren't terribly attractive, but the killer is what really makes this movie. His drill-tipped guitar separates ...
  
  











  



  
Piranha 2: Spawning
Tricia O'Neil, Steve Marachuk

Sony Pictures, 2003

Quite the surprise

+ Piranha II
+ PRETTY GOOD.......

I rate this movie 5 stars for what it is, a silly horror film. It was also a very pleasant surprise. When I first viewed this movie I wasn't expecting much, except an awful american horror movie... I was a bit off! I had a good time watching Piranha 2, there were many times I had to laugh; ...
  
  











  



  
Ginger Snaps
Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle

20th Century Fox, 2003

Teen agnst with a bite

+ Awesome movie!!!
+ "We're almost not even related anymore . . . . "
+ I've seen this movie way too many times...
+ Help...I can't stop watching this
  
  











  



  
Rocktober Blood
Tray Loren, Donna Scoggins

Jef Films/Mvd, 2003

theres a killer on the loose!

+ Rocktober Blood/Sorcery
+ EXCELLENT METAL HORROR MOVIE
+ The Band Pulls it out!
+ Now this is a movie.....
  
  











  



  
The People Under The Stairs
Brandon Quintin Adams, Everett McGill

Universal Studios, 2003

Classic Wes Craven flick

+ My favorite movie
+ The People Under The Stairs
+ Laughs and jumps all the way through!
+ The People Under The Stairs
  
  











  



  
Roger Corman Retrospective (Vol. 1)- Attack Of The Giant Leeches/The Wasp Woman/A Bucket Of Blood
Guy Buccola (II), George Cisar

Sling Shot, 2000

ONE FOR THE PLEASURE

+ Attack of the Technophobia

If you have the chance to find and buy this DVD, you won't regret it. A volume 02 of this Roger Corman retrospective has already been announced, so let's just hope that Slingshot and the American National Film Museum will continue to release those little Corman goodies. Unlike Herschell Gordon ...
  
  











  



  
Meet the Feebles
Donna Akersten, Stuart Devenie

Spectrum Entertain, 2002

"We're not your ordinary people!"

+ Muppets on Crack!

If you think LOTR was Peter Jackson's best work, you might wanna consider changing your mind. Yeah, Peter Jackson has made some epics, but cut back to before LOTR. There was "Bad Taste", "Meet The Feebles", and "Dead Alive". And Meet The Feebles? Definitely the best Peter Jackson movie! The ...
  
  











  



  
Death Race 2000
Wendy Bartel, Carle Bensen

New Concorde, 1999

A Wicked National Sport: Bodycount-Scores and Passion for Speed and Violence.

+ With half a face and half a chest, and all the guts in the world, he's back!
+ power of positive destruction
+ Cult Classics
+ Just as I remebered It.
  
  











  



  
Friday the 13th, Part 3
Terry Ballard, Richard Brooker

Paramount, 2000

Happy Friday the 13th! A day where nothing happens to me when I walk under ladders!

+ Jason wears the hockey mask for the first time
+ Jason, Why Did You Have To Kill Poor Shelly And Take His Hockey Mask?
+ Excellent Slasher Flick
  
  











  



  
Alligator
Robert Forster

Lightening Video, 1991

Forget LAKE PLACID!

+ Urban Jaws
+ I think some video addicts are missing the point.
+ Alligator slow but deadly.
+ An Awsome Creature Feature
  
  











  



  
Critters
Dee Wallace (II), M. Emmet Walsh

New Line Home Video, 2003

"They have weapons???? F##&!!!!"

+ These Fatal Fuzz-Balls Are Ferocious!...
+ classic, but...
+ Sci-Fi/Horror for the entire family... yes, even Grandma down there in the basement!
  
  











  



  
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Carl Anthony, Bill Ash

PASSPORT VIDEO, 2000

outer space movie review

+ Solarbenite?
+ Not as hilariously awful as I was told
+ Let us punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent!
+ The movie you hate to love
  
  











  



  
Return of the Living Dead 2
Michael Kenworthy, Thor Van Lingen

Warner Home Video, 1993

A classic horror

+ yummy!

In short, this movie mixes humor with good special effects considering the time it was released. This is a five star rated movie-
  
  











  



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