Frankenhooker | Patty Mullen, Joanne Ritchie | Supercrack + exploding hooker's + Bride of...

Frankenhooker | Patty Mullen, Joanne Ritchie | Hey Jersey Boy!!

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Frankenhooker

	Frankenhooker Patty Mullen, Joanne Ritchie UNEARTHED, 2008 average customer review:based on 32 reviews view larger image
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highly recommended

The Frankenstein legend gets stitched up by the makers of "BASKET CASE" and "BRAIN DAMAGE" in this outrageous horror comedy. When his pretty fiancee "goes to pieces" under the blades of a runaway lawnmower aspiring mad scientist Jeffrey Franken hatches an unorthodox scheme to bring his beloved back to life. He reassembles his girlfriend from the body parts of New York prostitutes. But his dreamgirl runs amok on 42nd Street turning tricks that literally make people's head spin. Can Jeffrey still find true love? Or has he created a monster?System Requirements:Running Time: 85 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR/MONSTERS & MUTANTS UPC: 828221010239 Manufacturer No: UN1024

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Supercrack + exploding hooker's + Bride of Frankenstein = cinematic genious.

After losing his fiance in a horrific runaway lawnmower accident, mad-scientist Jeffrey Franken must figure out a way to re-animate his lover's mangled corpse so they can be together again..............but how? How else? SUPER-CRACK!!!!! That's right, he does what anybody in his situation would do and invent's a highly addicting and explosive form of crack cocain, feed's it to hooker's who explode in a firework's dispay of raining limb's, collect's their body part's and stitches together his dead lover. The only question is, will Frankenhooker be able to quit her life of turning trick's and super-crack, or is it too late? Watch to find out.

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Hey Jersey Boy!!

Folks this movie is as outrageous as they come. From the opening credits up until the twisted ending, Frankenhooker is a roller coaster ride of laughs, chuckles, and guffaws. Bless those responsible for this film, as they added a bit of sunlight into my otherwise dreary life.

Jeff is a scientist of sorts. He works for a New Jersey power plant after failing med school. We first meet him in the kitchen as he experiments on a cyclops brain, this of course is during his future father-in-law's birthday party going on right outside.

Well his girlfriend is hacked to pieces as she stupidly demonstrates a remote control lawn mower by standing right in front of it. Jeff manages to save the head, but now must find a bodie suitabole for his beloved. After drilling into his own brain a couple of times (it is his therapy), he decides the best thing to do is to go across the river and get some New York prostitutes. AFter his first visit, he realizes not only are there enough body parts, but he simply cannot decide on which parts he likes best. After meeting with head pimp Zeus, he invents super crack cocaine which causes it's users to explode. So after the big hooker party and exploding prostitutes, Jeff drives the body parts home.

He reassembles his beloved, but with unforseen results. She is a purple haired (and breasted) prostitute who kills on impact with electricity. She escapes to New York, kills a john, a guy in the hallway, then goes to the bar where Zeus recognizes her. Jeff gets to the bar and brings her home. Unbeknownst to him, Zeus is in hot pursuit. When they get back home, Jeff is decaptiated by Zeus who then falls vicitm to the freak in the cooler, which was originally the scraps and unused body parts. Jeff is resurected, but... well... you'll just have to see for yourself.

Things to look for....

1. Check out the cooler in the garage. Sometimes he has to wear gloves when getting body parts out and sometimes he doesn't. When he lifts the head out that has been soaking in chemicals, it is kind of cool how the hair is always dry.

2. When Jeff drives back home with all the body parts, they are plainly visible. His trunk is tied down with a piece of twine with arms and legs hanging out. Comic brilliance.

3. Do you belive this garage??

4. The best looking prostitute is hardly ever seen. She is the huge breasted, pony tailed blonde standing outside on the sidewalk. Too bad she didn't come to the party instead of the prostitute named 'Angel', Lord she was a skank.

5. Jeff is a loony. This schitzophrenic talks to himself constantly, drills holes in his head (there is never any blood by the way), and can make exploding crack cocaine, a state of the art garage/lab, can bring the dead back to life, but cannot handle a single pimp.

6. "Wanna date?!!??"

This movie is a hoot. I love it.

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Where's my johnson? Oh god no!!!!!!!!!

One of the best titles and funniest of frankenstein themed movies. Plus Bill Murray says its the best movie of 1990 on the cover. Jeffrey Franken a hack medical student and failing inventor has a job as a garbage man. When his wife meets her demise(death by souped up lawnmower) he plans to bring his love back to life using body parts of crackhead prositutes that were blown to bits by smoking what they think is supercrack! funny right, yeah buy this and have a beer with some friends.

The Labor of Love

Good old Frank Henenlotter.
The man who brought us Basket Case 1-3, & Brain Damage,
offers up a movie, that asks alot of intriguing scientific questions.
Questions like:
Ever wonder what you would do if your wife were horribly mutilated
by a remote-controlled lawnmower.
Would it be possible to resurrect her??
What if you didn't have too many "whole" parts left??
Could you use some spares from the local brothel??
Would you kill to get the parts to bring her back??
Have you ever wondered what a room full of exploding prostitutes looks like???
Can inserting a power-drill into your skulll really help you think??
And the ever popular;
What are the side effects of Super-Crack???
For the answers,
and to see a human leg launched like a missle,
check out Frank Henenlotter's "Frankenhooker".
It'll make make you laugh 'til you cringe.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Love knows no boundaries........logic included.

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Funny and twisted!

What more can you say about a film like this? It is gory, fun, and insane! I enjoyed renting this very much! It delivers on what it promises! Nice 16x9 image too.

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