Tanya's Island | Vanity, Richard Sargent | gigantopithicus, bigfoot, sasquatch, apeman, creature...

Tanya's Island | Vanity, Richard Sargent | coming clean

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Tanya's Island

	Tanya's Island Vanity, Richard Sargent Jef Films, 2005 average customer review:based on 11 reviews view larger image
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Tanya (Vanity), and her lover, Lobo escape to the solitude and tranquility of a deserted tropical island. Soon, Tanya begins to explore her new found paradise. During one trip into the jungle, she discovers and eventually befriends a gorilla-like creatu

gigantopithicus, bigfoot, sasquatch, apeman, creature film with heart!

much like 'missing link' creature designers Rick Baker and Rob Bottin once again do outstanding work to make this average exploitation film into a standout piece of monster/creature/guy in apesuit art! The gorilla is just simply the best suit ever accumplished - only Harry (Henderson's) rivals it for genious!
if you have a liking for randy apes - naked women (Vanity is insane) and heros that are in fact worse than the villans - then this movie will rattle your senses! ....bestiality with heart! crazy!
Has to be owned!
...anyone who denies its brilliance is soft in the head!

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coming clean

Playboy asks why this movie hasn't become a cult classic. I'll tell you.

First of all, the painting on the cover does not look like the actual woman in the film. One or two of the reviewers liked the way she looks. Okay, to each his own, but don't be surprised if you find her unattractive.

Second, the nudity. No, she is NOT nude all the time. Nor half the time. Nor a fourth of the time. Nor... She's nude a few seconds now and then. No more than any other movie.

Third, the movie is only 79 minutes, and the first four of them are skippable.

The movie is mostly a man fighting with a Neanderthal survivor. Both behave more childishly than primitively. You'll see more convincing behavior in Clan of the Cave Bear.

There are NO explicit sex scenes. Also, no effective sex scenes of any kind. Even the fight scenes are disappointing.

Oh, and did I mention that the dialogue is a joke?

Bottom line: for almost every viewer, this movie will not be worth watching even once.

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