The Pigkeeper's Daughter / Sassy Sue | John Tull, Sharon Kelly

The Pigkeeper's Daughter / Sassy Sue | John Tull, Sharon Kelly | exactly what it says it is

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	The Pigkeeper's Daughter / Sassy Sue John Tull, Sharon Kelly Image Entertainment, 2001 average customer review:based on 8 reviews view larger image
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highly recommended

The Pigkeeper's Daughter (1975, 92 min.) - Since Moonbeam Swiner is The Pigkeeper's Daughter, it's no surprise that her best friend in the whole wide world is a little piggy named Lord Hamilton. And that has her Ma worried. After all, Moonbeam has reached the ripe old age of 19 and she still ain't hitched yet. So when a traveling salesman from the big city arrives on the scene, Ma quickly out-cons the con-artist and Pa arranges a shotgun wedding. "Sassy Sue" (1972, 83 min.) - There's a similar problem over at the Willard farm. In between making moonshine and custom-made outhouse seats, Pa is worried about his moronic son, Junior, who's spending too much time with the animals and not enough with womenfolk. What he doesn't know is, idiot Junior is already having a whirlwind affair with Sassy Sue, his beloved cow.

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My name is Sue, how do you do.

On yea, I love you Sassy Sue. You can play hide the pepperoni with me anytime. Heeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww!!!! Just what I like in a sex video. Something weird is OK with me.

exactly what it says it is

It doesn't pretend to be anything more than a stupid excuse to present a bevy of beatiful young girls in various states of undress engaging in simulated sex--and it is exactly that.

The pigkeeper's daughter

The two girls that appear first are quite pretty, with remarkable bodies. And considering the time this was made, it's probably all natural. Everyone plays their dumb roles to the hilt, and for me, it never got boring. There is no irritating constant tease like the Russ Meyer films... it's full nudity, but not pornographic. The video quality is excellent, and I laughed out loud frequently.

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Cows and Udders

Up until three months ago, I was ignorant of producer Harry Novak, his soft-X filmographry or Something Weird Video, the Seattle company that's preserved these nuggets of drive-in history. Now that I've learned about them, I thank God for all three. Both "The Pigkeeper's Daughter" and "Sassy Sue" are goofy hillbilly humpathons that offer plenty of laughs, though most are of the unintentional kind. "The Pigkeeper's Daughter" has qualities more closely associated with porn: Wretched acting, a mere hint of a plot and even less of a script, and lots of extended sex scenes (which are pretty explicit for a softie). Terry Gibson (in the title role) and Patty Smith (a.k.a. Peggy Church) are about the only people anyone would want to see have sex. There's a surprising amount of male nudity--unfortunately it's in the form of out-of-shape John Keith and skinny Peter James (who has some nasty looking teeth). And what happened to the "actress" playing Gibson's mama? Her breasts look chafed and there's a horrible bruise across her lower back. Was she beaten into taking this role? (This might explain her performance.) By comparison, "Sassy Sue"--the story of a young man, his cow, and the women who try to come between them--is a much more polished effort. The acting is a little better (though it's still bad), the cast is more effective and there's actually some genuine laughs. A definite highpoint in this one is John Tull's tryst with one of the horny babes wanting some backwoods boffing ("It would help if you mooed a little," he snipes). The sex--although simulated and not quite as explicit as that in "Pigkeeper's Daughter" (there's a moment in the final scene that pushes the boundaries of softcore, however)--seems a little more genuine in "Sassy Sue." Both movies are raunchy fun, though "Pigkeeper's Daughter" is raunchier and "Sassy Sue" is more fun. Better than both movies are the trailers for other similarly-themed Harry Novak productions, like "Midnight Plowboy," "Country Cuzzins" and "Tobacco Roody." Fans of large breasts and trash cinema will definitely want to add this to their collection.

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