The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster | Bobby Henderson

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	The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bobby Henderson Villard, 2006 - 192 pages average customer review:based on 99 reviews view larger image
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highly recommended

CAN I GET A ?RAMEN? FROM THE CONGREGATION?!

Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today?s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM?s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it?s the assuring touch from the FSM?s ?noodly appendage.? Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church?s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match?and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.

Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts? dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (?only a theory?), science (?only a lot of theories?), and whether we?re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!)
See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say:

?If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.?
?Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D.

?Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ?theories? like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.?
?J. Simon, Ph.D.

?In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.?
?Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D.

Read the book and decide for yourself!

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Wow... Great read

True enlightenment. What makes this book so special? It has indeed been touched by his holy appendage.

A have to

This is probably one of the 21st century's most important documents. Absolutely astonishing and scientifically correct. Compared to reading about rape, incest, murder, stoning, hash psychosis hallucinations, etc in the Christian bible - this is fun reading!

I especially recommend reading the disclaimer for midgets and some of the scientific footnotes, especially on wisdom teeth.

Highly recommended, no matter if you're superstitious or not.

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Fun

Religion doesn't need to be boring anymore. You can be entertained while reading the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. RAmen.

Get Touched!

If there is anything that is true it is that fundamental religion will destroy us all...that and a lack of pirates to thwart global warming.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is quite possibly some of the greatest satire of religion since Johnathan Swift.

While I am a religious person, the many ludacrious things that the church and other congregations have proposed have bordered on that of hypocracy and stupidity.

There is no denying of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, but fundamental religion continues to forget what created the materials to spark the creation of life. The answer may just be in the Asian food section of your local grocery store or it could be a divine being that allowed science to do all the rest. Its sort of how a wad of dough becomes spaghetti.

Bobby Henderson's satire reenlightens the masses. RAMEN!

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Ridiculous and insightful but 80 pages too long

Having heard about the good word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster from www.venganza.org, in my mind I had little choice but to learn more. In fact, you could say I was "called." At any rate, this book is hilarious, and very biting in regards to the Intelligent Design debate. Henderson makes all sorts of pointed comments that made me laugh out loud, but his real knack is for offhand remarks that make this whole creation vs. evolution thing seem like idiocy and time-wasting.

Sadly, the book stretches far too long and runs out of steam about halfway through. After all, one can only read about the relation of pirate population to global climate so many times before thinking of all the just as unproductive things you would rather be doing with your time. Still, if you stop reading around page 100, you'll have enjoyed a fine piece of ridiculous literature (ridiculature) with minimal regret.

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