"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life." -Brooke Shields
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -Mariah Carey
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken of the Sea." -Jessica Simpson
So pop some popcorn, roll out the red carpet, and enjoy Hollywood's dimmest stars. You've got yourself a front row seat to the dumbest show in town.