books by The Onion     books:     The Onion      Essential ASP.NET 2.0 Fritz Onion, Keith Brown Addison-Wesley Professional, 2006 Great ASP.NET 2.0 Book - Accurate and Concise I really like Fritz and Keith's writing style, and found this book an excellent ASP.NET 2.0 read. Unlike other books, this doesn't attempt to be a huge reference. Instead it offers a relatively quick and concise read that details how to use some of the most ...             The Onion Ad Nauseam: Complete News Archives, Volume 13 Robert Siegel, Carol Kolb, ... Three Rivers Press, 2002 Memorable Articles and Many Laughs My friend bought this book last year and we became obsessed. We still quote from it on a daily basis. "You hurt me just now when you hit me with that shovel" and "I bet I wouldn't be laughing so hard if it was me in that fire" top our list, as well as "Your honking ...             Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source The Onion, Scott Dikkers, ... Three Rivers Press, 1999 The Best of The Onion Books I've read several of The Onion's books, and this one stands out as the funniest. A few of my favorite headlines: "Kennedy Slain by CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons,"; "Stalin Announces Five-Year 'Everybody Dies' Plan"; and "World's Largest Metaphor Hits ...             The Big Onion Guide to New York City: Ten Historic Tours Seth Kamil, Eric Wakin, ... NYU Press, 2002 A Must-Have for those who Love New York Whether you are a native New Yorker or a tourist visiting New York City for the first time, you need to pick up a copy of The Big Onion Guide To New York City. Big Onion has established itself as the leading walking tour company in New York City for over 10 years. And ...             Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition The Onion Little, Brown and Company, 2007 Not for the thin-skinned This book is hilarious but it's also about as un-PC as it gets. If you're sensitive about that, it isn't for you. ODW is funny from cover to cover, and some of it is laugh-out-loud, in the manner of an insult comic's take on the world. The Onion cleverly and often ...             A Shakespeare Glossary C. T. Onions Oxford University Press, USA, 1986 Good resource that leaves nothing wanting! If you are a reader, actor or spectator of Shakespeare you must have this book. It is an indispensable guide to the speech and hidden meanings of Shakespeare's words. I especially stress the hidden meanings aspect of the glossary--- a feature you may not find in a ...             The Oxford Dictionary of English Etymology Oxford University Press, USA, 1966 Oxford is the best - by a whisker. Other reviewers claim that the Chambers Dictionary of Etymology is a better book than the Oxford Dictionary of Etymology. I must disagree. I was recently in a bookstore that had both in stock, and I was able to compare the two. Overall, I found the Chambers to be ...             Dispatches from the Tenth Circle: The Best of the Onion Robert Siegel, Onion Staff, ... Three Rivers Press, 2001 The Onion is GREAT reading! What a great price for hours of humorous reading! Funny funny funny!             Homeland Insecurity: The Onion Complete News Archives, Volume 17 (Onion Ad Nauseam) Onion Editors Three Rivers Press, 2006 my sons love this book my sons (and husband) have been fighting over the book since it arrived- they have been laughing a lot too....             Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source Onion Editors Crown, 2007 Perefect Gift for Intelligent Friends of Any Political POV! God bless the Onion! Nothing and no one is sacred or left unscathed. I have given this to firends who are communists, democrats, republicans, evangelicals, etc. Anyone with a sense of humor and some knowledge of history will love this!             A Guide for Using Stone Soup in the Classroom SUSAN ONION Teacher Created Resources, 2004 This resource is directly related to its literature equivalent and filled with a variety of cross-curricular lessons to do before, during, and after reading the book. This reproducible book includes sample plans, author information, vocabulary building ideas, and cross-curriculum activities.             Fanfare for the Area Man: The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives, Vol. 15 Onion Editors Three Rivers Press, 2004 Essays of Hilarious Insanity! Once again, Editors Carol Kolb and Robert Siegel produce a hilarious collection of "newsworthy" crap. Volume 15 is no less funny than the previous volumes and it is the essence of clever, yet mind boggling nonsense that makes a great gift for the bored or the ...             The Wealthy Speaker Jane Atkinson Speaker Launcher, 2006 Kick your speaking business into gear! The 'Wealthy Speaker' makes a great deal of sense and with the 'Ready, Aim, Fire' strategy makes it possible for the reader to design practical objectives for their speaking business. I think Jane Atkinson has managed to produce a book that has value for the new and ...             The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1 Scott Dikkers, Robert Siegel, ... Three Rivers Press, 2000 Hilarious I discovered The Onion (its website) by accident, one day while searching on the Internet. And I was instantly hooked. The site is incredibly funny, and satirical and points the right amount of fun and directed political commentary at the key issues making the ...             The Beckoning Fair One, 2008 Chilling Onions "The Beckoning Fair One" has become regarded as a classic 'ghost' story, and very deservedly so. Too many supernatural/ghost/horror stories end up focussing myopically on the details of the horror, which however well delineated still leans toward the boring. 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