books by Carlton Mellick III     books:     Carlton Mellick III      Satan Burger Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2001 I love this book! This is the story of punks in a chaotic wasteland of the future. It is the story of God closing the gates of Heaven and turning His back on mankind. It is the story of hell going out of business, forcing Satan to come to Earth with hopes of success in the fast food ...             Ocean of Lard (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17) Carlton Mellick III, Kevin, L. Donihe Eraserhead Press, 2005 Repugnant, hilarious, vile, extreme, obscene, and horribly fun! 'Ocean Of Lard' is a rude parody of those old "build your own story" books. You're a child molester on the run from the cops, when you make your way to a strange place alongside an ocean filled with lard. As one of three original choices (board The Eye World ship, ...             Fishy-fleshed Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2004 Great Time Travel Bizarro Novel Fishy Fleshed is my favorite Mellick novel so far. A man with ADD travels back in time with a group of scientists and his wife to try to find Jesus. The people in the future society already have Messiah-like qualities: they can walk on water and perform "miracles." ...             The Haunted Vagina (Avant Punk Book Club) Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2006 Doesn't get much better than this... The book is called THE HAUNTED VAGINA!! ..what more could you want? It will make you laugh until you pee your pants and cringe until you bite through your lip. You have not lived until you have read a book about a hanunted vagina.             Sausagey Santa (Avant Punk Book Club) Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2006 Holy Crap! I just got this book and I am going to race out and buy more copies to give as Christmas gifts. This book is a winner! There has never been a Christmas Book as entertaining and f'd up at Sausagey Santa. Elf s3x! Christmas fetish! Snowmen with axes for limbs! ...             War Slut (Avant Punk Book Club) Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2006 Arctic Sci-Fi Bizarro.... Oh, where oh where do I begin? First, yes, this is a 105 page novella. Another review called it a "pamphlet" but he is very wrong. Regardless, quality should be above quantity anyway. Okay. Next, the actual story takes place sometime in the future and is a fast ...             The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange) Carlton Mellick III, Jeremy Robert Johnson, ... Eraserhead Press, 2006 Introducing Bizarro! Never heard of Bizarro fiction? Well if you like wacky, twisted, surreal, funny, strange, totally absurd stories than this is the book for you. I was already a fan of Carlton Mellick III, so I wanted to discover other bizarro authors. Someone online recommended ...             Razor Wire Pubic Hair Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2003 The ultimate STD....Defeated????? This book is not for everyone. I like CM3 for some reason that i am sure a psychiatrist could figure out. What i got from this book was man's obsession with sex and how it ultimatly undoes the world. Keep freaking me out Carlton.             The Baby Jesus Butt Plug Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2004 Wow. This may be the first book I have actually caught myself giggling like schoolgirl whilst reading. Mellick has an uncanny knack of making the uncommon seem commonplace in his world of demented sexual deviance. Definitely a quick read to bring the all-too-adult soul ...             Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell Jeffrey Thomas, Carlton Mellick III CORROSION PRESS, 2007 Two of my favorite writers in one book! 'Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell' is really two separate books. The singular theme holding them together seems to be the appearance of God in both. Carlton Mellick III has come up with some interesting ideas of heaven in the past (Punk Land), and Jeffrey Thomas has ...             The Greatest Fucking Moment In Sports Kevin L. Donihe Eraserhead Press, 2006 Greatest Moment in Bizarro Sports... This was hilarious. Oscar Legbo is competing in the Tour de Saucisse-Dommages, but he is too focused on trying to save bugs that are in the road to pay attention to the race. Helmut Starb is racing against Oscar, and he thinks he has a chance to win. Oscar realizes ...             Sunset With a Beard Carlton Mellick III Silver Lake Publishing, 2000 New classic This is a great place to start for anyone who is unfamiliar with the author Carlton Mellick. There is a certain undeniably appealing element about all his work, and "Sunset With a Beard" is no exception. This book of surreall/science fiction stories ranks up there ...             Teeth and Tongue Landscape (Avant Punk Book Club) Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2006 What a bloody mess our lives can turn into Our protagonist returns to his village once day, in a world made completely of meat, to find the village empty. Terrified of being alone, he strikes out into the meaty landscape, hiding from demons underneath scabs where a beautiful metal woman rescues him. He can't ...             Punk Land Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2005 Even better than Satan Burger Satan Burger is one of my favorite books, but Punk Land is even better than that. It has the characters Nan and Mortician from Satan Burger. It takes place soon after the events that took place in the first book. I recommend reading Satan Burger first but Punk Land ...             Sex and Death in Television Town Carlton Mellick III Eraserhead Press, 2005 A Designed Purpose for a Determined End A staggering and stimulating exploration into the mores of modern human existence, Carlton Mellick III's "Sex and Death in Television Town" takes the reader through a madcap journey replete with violence, sex, and violent sex. This work of fiction, from one of the ...          products you might be interested in search for books beautiful, fishy-fleshed, greatest, landscape, sausagey, television      toavi.com    web we recommend I love this book! randomly chosen DVD: Miracle at Oxford